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By Edgar "El Toro" Arce

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Starring: Alexa Vega, Mika Boorem, Scout Taylor-Compton, Kalli Flynn Childress, Sam Huntington, Steve Carell, Jeff Garlin, Jane Lynch, Eileen April Boylan, Sean Faris. Written by Elisa Bell. Directed by Joe Nussbaum.

Rated PG Thematic elements involving teen dating, some sensuality and language.

From the guy that caught the eye of George Lucas himself with his short film, “George Lucas in love”, Joe Nussbaum, comes his first feature attempt in the form of “Sleepover” that has all the attempted warmth and charm of a John Hughes film on crack.

Alexa Vega, of Robert Rodriguez's "Spy Kids" trilogy, stars in what may best be described as the “wanna be” Molly Ringwald role: Julie, a nubile adolescent who's newly graduated from junior high, hopelessly attracted to an "older" high school hunk and deeply concerned that her best friend, Hannah ( Mika Boorem), is moving away to Vancouver.

To celebrate the end of the school year, Julie talks her protective mom (Jane Lynch) and the constantly distracted dad (Jeff Garlin) into allowing her to host a sleepover. In addition to Hannah, guests include Yancy (Kallie Flynn Childress), an overweight classmate with serious self-esteem problems, and Farrah (Scout Taylor-Compton).

There is only a few rules to this sleepover party, aren’t there always? Julie promises to follow each and every one of them. 1. Don't leave the house, 2. Don't stay up late, 3. Don't make too much noise, etc. -- while her mother enjoys a night out with friends and her father concentrates on installing a kitchen sink water purifier. Now here’s the shocker folks, she breaks all the rules!

Blame it on Stacie (Sara Paxton), a snippy Miss Popularity who's seriously peeved after breaking up with her high-school boyfriend. (He expected her to go all the way; but she's not that kind of girl.) Stacie drops by the sleepover to challenge Julie to a scavenger hunt competition. If Julie and her buddies win, they'll get to sit in prime lunchtime locations during their first year at high school. If Stacie's team wins, however, she and her friends will claim the prime real estate, and Julie and company will be banished to an undesirable spot near smelly trash Dumpsters. Yes, this movie is based on where these girls will be sitting for lunch in high school. Razor blades anyone?

The majority of the film is devoted to various tricks, deceptions, impersonations and crimes carried out by Julie and her friends as they gather all the items on the scavenger hunt list. Meanwhile, back at home, Ren (Sam Huntington) Julie’s loser, college dropout brother, does his best to cover for his sister's unauthorized absence. This role was a total waste of time and should never have been part of the movie.

I had a hard time with the different things that the girls in this film did for fun. Especially because they’re all minors!! For example, Alexa’s character tarts herself up to pass as an adult so she can slip into a trendy bar and have a male patron buy her a drink. Unfortunately, the guy she picks turns out to be Mr. Chilton (Timothy Dowling), her junior high principal, who quickly recognizes her as being underage and inappropriately attired.

But Mr. Chilton proves to be a good sport (he remembers what it was like not to sit with the cool crowd at lunchtime) and agrees to help Julie in her scavenger hunt by posing for a snapshot with her at the bar. Evidently, it never occurs to him that it's not a good career move for a junior high principal to be photographed with a 14-year-old girl who's flashing so much cleavage in such a grownup place. Then again, that stuff happens all the time in real life, just ask Debra Lafave in Florida.

Later, Julie hides in a shower while Steve (Sean Faris), the high school hunk of her dreams, removes his clothing while preparing to bathe. She's there to snatch his boxer shorts (another item on the scavenger hunt list) but she sticks around to enjoy the view. Unfortunately, she winds up getting doused when Steve turns on the water. But don't worry: A couple of scenes later, Julie is remarkably dry.

Bottom-line, this movie is unbelievable, and forgettable. It’s a shame the director had to start off with this project after the brilliance of his web short done years ago. I sure hope Lucas is still in love, that way maybe he won’t notice what a mess his prodigy has turned out in this effort.

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