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Blade...Not As Sharp
RATING:
B-

Starring: Wesley
Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker
Posey with Triple H. Casting by Ronnie Yeskel, Music Supervisor
Georde Drakoulias, Music by Ramin Djawadi & The Rza, Costume
Designer Laura Jean Shannon, Edited by Howard E. Smith and
Conrad Smart, Production Designer by Chris Gorak, Director
of Photography Gabriel Beristain, Co-Producer Art Schaefer,
Executive Producers Toby Emmerich, Cale Boyter, Executive Producers
Stan Lee, Avi Arad, Produced by Peter Frankfurt, Wesley Snipes,
David S. Goyer, Lynn Harris, Written and Directed by David
S. Goyer.
Rated
R, Running Time 108 mins, 2.40 to 1 Anamorphic Scope Aspect
Ratio.
They
say all good things must come to and end and though it remains
to be seen whether "Blade: Trinity" is the last of the
series, it was a fun ride while it lasted. The success of the
original "Blade" was an explosion upon the film world
in the summer of '98 that sparked interest in adaptations of Marvel
comic books. Forget what you've been told; the success of "X-Men"
may have added fuel to the fire, but it all started with a little
R-rated action feature that made a bankable star out of Wesley
Snipes. The character of Blade may have been created by Marv Wolfman,
but the Blade we know is writer David Goyer's baby all the way.
He borrowed elements from martial arts features, Japanese anime
and "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter" to create not just
an interesting character but a unique African-American hero. It
seems only natural that after scripting the previous features
and standing on the sidelines, Goyer should take the reins as
director and follow in the footsteps of Stephen Norrington and
Guiellermo Del Toro. The problem, often faced by many writer-directors,
is that this time Goyer may have bitten more than he can drink.
Back
in the States, Blade is still up to his old tricks--hunting Vampires,
while his mentor/father figure Whistler (a severely under-used
Kris Kristofferson) designs the weapons. They both appear to be
getting too old for this game as Kristofferson limps around on
a leg brace and the over forty Snipes, doesn't seem as cat-like
as he used to. But there's a new predator on the streets, unleashed
by none other than indie actress Parker Posey and her clan of
high society Vampires that include wrestler Triple H.
On a pilgrimage to the deserts
of Iraq, they've discovered a Weapon Of Mass Destruction in
the form of Drake, the original Vampire from whom the race
was spawned and the Dracula legend originated. Drake is a creature
demonic in appearance, impervious to sunlight and such a perfect
killing machine that he has had no need to evolve. He also
has the ability to shape shift which means it's a good guess
he'll disguise himself as other characters throughout the film,
but for now his human form will be Dominic Purcell.
Sci-fi
fans may remember Purcell from his starring role in the short
lived TV series John Doe--now he's bulked up a bit and claiming
to be the most powerful Vampire in existence. I guess now we know
who "John Doe" really was. To combat this new threat,
Blade will need more than his trusty sword, or a few lethal gadgets
from old Whistler. He'll need some new blood who are familiar
with the game and know the stakes.
After falling prey to Posey's
plan of public exposure as a hunter of so-called Vampires,
Blade finds help in the form of the beautiful yet lethal Abigail
Whistler (Jessica Biel) and cocky, smart-mouthed Vampire hunter
Hannibal King. An illegitimate daughter of Whistler's and a
former Vampire, Abby and King are members of an underground
Vampire hunting group called "The Nightstalkers".
Supposedly their numbers are great and they work in secret,
but in reality it looks like the team consists of a street
hustler, a nerdy overweight scientist and a blind biologist
played with mediocrity by Natasha Lyonne. You honesty can't
blame Blade when he tells them, "You're kids, YA'LL 'AINT
READY TA ROLL WIT DIS!!" Well, this band of "Goonies" are
gonna have to be ready because Posey and her gang are planning
to use Drake's genetics to purify the race and kickstart the
Apocalypse now.
"Blade:
Trinity" fails to thrill as well as the first two outings
because it misses the mark several times. For starters, the picture
lacks proper villains. Parker Posey may not seem like an ideal
choice to play a baddie, but she actually puts in some solid work
as a type of spoiled heiress who seems to always get her way.
Her interaction with a captive Reynolds, once her boy-toy, now
her enemy is particularly enjoyable including her description
of a punishment that's effectively grimacing. She has the difficulty
of speaking vast amounts of dialogue through those long fangs,
but as a performer she uses them to her advantage. The problem
is that there isn't enough of her because the Drake character
takes center stage. Goyer didn't write her character with the
lethal qualities of Arly Jover's Mercury from the original film.
Triple H fans may also be disappointed
that there's so little of him as well. He only participates
when there's an opportunity to torture Reynolds, but against
Snipes, he poses no threat. His character is supposed to be
a hybrid human/Vampire like Blade, but if you didn't read the
production notes you wouldn't learn that from the film. As
for Purcell's Drake, there aren't many thrills from this guy
either. As I said he's a shapeshifter, which means he assumes
the appearance of other characters; a gimmick that's just become
too tired in films. For a third act in a series like this,
we need to feel there's a chance Blade could lose. The threat
to our hero and the world would have been far greater if they
kept Drake in his demonic form instead of Purcell's one-note
performance and appearance as he runs from Snipes in a buzzcut
and white dress shirt with a gold chain around his neck. There's
a poorly choreographed chase and lame initial face-off between
these two that ends with Blade cooing to a baby in jeopardy.
No kidding.
As
for our heroes, they walk the walk and talk the talk, but perhaps
they talk a little too much and lack the muscle to back it up.
Jessica Biel's physical transformation is exceptional--you can
see the muscle she packed on underneath her clothes and she makes
one deadly archer and Vampire slayer. Too bad she has to take
a backseat to Reynolds' antics as King. The Hannibal King of the
comics, if I'm not mistaken, was a private detective who struggled
with his Vampirism by not preying on humans and only drinking
blood from bodies in the morgue. This version of the character
is a potty mouthed, smart-ass who opens his trap one too many
times. It's understandable that Snipes is the straight man and
needs to be supported by someone who can provide humor, it's just
that Reynolds picks inappropriate times to do it.
We've all seen moments where
a tortured hero uses wisecracks to show the bad guys they'll
never get information out of him and although Reynolds has
quite a few funny lines, he lacks conviction and sounds as
if he's just come from the set of "Van Wilder". Then
there is Snipes himself who's getting long in the tooth for
this sort of thing. He couldn't possibly be overweight, but
the padding of his signature vest and coat make him appear
so. Blade started out as an emotionally conflicted character
who was never comfortable in his own skin. It appears that
whatever arc he had ended with the first film because now it
looks like he's just going through the motions. Yes, he is
the straight man, but can we see the man finding some enjoyment
in his work as he did previously? There's only a few moments
where the Snipes we're familiar with turns up and his "Nino
Brown" persona emerges.
Blade:
"What's behind door number one?
Bad Guy: "I can't tell you, they'll
kill me.
Blade: "Kill you? Muthaf**ka, I'll
kill you. I'll count to twenty." BLAM! "Twenty."
Gone from this film are signature
moments that the casual viewer may not notice but die-hard fans
of the series will severely miss. Blade's first appearance in
a film usually kicks off an incredible action sequence and although
we get to see a slight bit of action in his Charger finally, it
ends before it really begins. The first meeting between Blade
and the main villain is always crucial, but instead of a hand
to hand face-off or a verbal battle of wills (Stephen Dorff's
"Uncle Tom" line from the original Blade is a classic)
we get Blade chasing Drake to a rooftop where he threatens to
drop a bundled infant. Blade also changes his fighting style throughout
a film as a reflection of his mood. Sometimes his response is
playful, as if he feels no threat and sometimes he gets down to
some brutal street fighting as when his bloodlust was high at
the climax of the previous outings. There is a sword fight against
Drake, but oddly enough Purcell isn't as convincing a menace as
Stephen Dorff who he outweighs by at least fifty pounds.
One
of my favorite signature moments from a Blade film is the club
scene. Blade often finds himself infiltrating the Vampire world
and there is no better example of its sinister nature than a scene
in a packed club. A club shoot-out was where Blade was introduced
in the original film. For a character like Drake, who has been
buried under sand for thousands of years you would think he'd
want to explore the nightmarish world of the twenty-first century.
Instead we get Purcell in his shirt and gold chain walking into
a Halloween shop and confronting a Goth counter clerk who's eating
a bowl of "Count Chocula" cereal. I can't make this
stuff up folks.
I realize that now that he's at
the helm David Goyer doesn't want to repeat himself as a writer
or emulate the style of the previous directors. I'm just getting
the feeling that maybe he's tied a little too close to the series
to look at it objectively. The film seems as if it was spawned
from a first draft--a rush job that was due to the fact he was
set to immediately go into pre-production. It isn't easy making
a film, I know that, I just feel that as Goyer was writing this
stuff his vision was limited by the fact that he was already worrying
about how he was gonna shoot it. He didn't have to luxury of handing
the script off to someone else and making it their problem because
it was his problem all the way. Perhaps if he wrote the story
and then handed the screenplay work out to another individual
it would have turned out differently. Having directed the indie
"Zig Zag" which featured a small role by Snipes, Goyer
is more than capable as a director and I actually look forward
to his future work. He's mounted a massive production and for
what he's done I think he should be complemented. I just wish
some more work would have gone into the film early in the writing
stage.
As
a die-hard and obsessed fan of this series, I'd really hate to
see it end. I crashed the N.Y. Premiere of the original film,
how's that for obsessed? Like Goyer once said, I don't want to
see him doing "Blade Happy Meals", but I wouldn't mind
another outing. "Blade: Trinity" while not as solid
as the first two, is an entertaining outing that's never boring,
is a nice alternative to the humdrum year end dramas and a glorious
return to Cinemascope, a format this comic book series should
not have strayed from. It's just that for a series as richly entertaining
as this one you want something fresh that doesn't stray too far
from elements you're familiar with.
Although he's getting up there
in age, Snipes proves he isn't down for the count as the only
black action hero we have in American films today. I know what
you're thinking what about Will Smith, right? Well Big Willie
always manages to get upstaged by his co-stars (Jones, Lawrence,
Kline Goldblum) and even got outshined by a friggin CG robot
last summer. Wesley is a flesh and blood hero who not only
represents the human race, but the black community as well. "Blade:
Trinity" isn't as finely honed and sharp as it could have
been, but it never ceases to entertain and hey...two out of
three aint bad.
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