A First Look At New Moon's Gay Pack.
|
|
By George 'El Guapo' Roush on
April 22, 2009
|
|
|
There's gay and then there's Twilight. Twilight is so gay, I think even the gay community has banned it. Not only was the first movie just an enormous piece of shit - "Say it." "Vampire." but the sequel is looking just as stupid as its predecessor.
Looks like USA Today has the exclusive first look at the wolf pack in New Moon. I don't know what the wolf pack is, nor do I care. I guess they're a bunch of shirtless werewolves who run around howling at the moon while avoiding police suspicion. Or they're part of a dance ensemble in Vegas and have to leave town because other members of their gay little wolf pack are calling them.
Normally I would never post the full size first look pic, but USA Today actually has little bios on the characters, so there is a reason to click on the pic. Well, actually the only reason to click on the picture is if you're a sick and disgusting human being. And I'm not talking about gay people, because even they wouldn't click on this picture.
 So are the skinny dudes in the back like, the puppies of the group? Do the bigger gay pack members kill for the pack, then come back and hand feed them to the smaller, scrawnier guys? WE MUST KNOW. Still don't think it's gay? I showed this picture to my little brother who is gay, and he said, "Holy shit, that's the gayest thing I've ever seen. That makes me want to date chicks." I then kissed his gay friend right on the mouth because I had looked at this picture for longer than 10 seconds and it instantly made me gay. I'm now going to go register on Perez Hilton's website. I can't wait for the first trailer of this movie to be released. I bet it'll show footage of these guys crawling around on their hands and knees barking like dogs. Become part of the Guapo Pack when you  |
|
|
|
|
Tags: The Twilight Saga: New Moon, News |
| Comments
|
Commented By: Your mother's toenail on 2009-04-22 01:06:56
Ghey!
|
Well...
Commented By: C on 2009-04-22 01:09:32
lets see how the transformation to werewolves looks like. I do like that they are somewhat unknown actors. There is hope for some talent yet dammit!
|
OMG! Kill me now...
Commented By: Twilight Blows on 2009-04-22 01:42:43
I have the first piece of crap -um movie- next up on my Netflix because my girlfriend wants to see it. I'm gonna have to scratch out my eyes before it arrives!
When the whole Twilight movie craze happened and my girlfriend wanted to read it I made the huge mistake of buying her the special hard-cover box set for like $100. She read it in about a week and hated it. The next day she went on Amazon and sold it for $30 (Plus I had to pay another $15 for shipping & handling!) This stinking pile of dog feces has done nothing but cost me a small fortune. Honestly, I don't know why she wants to see the movie since she hated the book. She's probably trying to get back at me for checking out that hottie at the super market check out counter (come on now that chick was Megan Foxx hot!)...
As for this article... I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw the pic. I bet that pack does more than just feed each other meat!
|
I speak for the Queers...
Commented By: Kon (D-SF) on 2009-04-22 03:40:37
... and the gay community HAS banned it. Honestly, they couldent cave cast hotter guys? NOt that I would sit through these movies anyways!
|
Gay?
Commented By: A.K. on 2009-04-22 03:59:53
I think you should consider not using the word gay as though it's an offensive term. Now, if you want to point out that this New Moon promo pic seems to indicate that the film will pander to blushing schoolgirls and gay teens with hilariously contrived male nudity and the same overwrought tone of Twilight, I don't think many people would disagree with you. Keep in mind that there are much more effective ways to express disapproval about something than by misapplying a neutral sexual label.
|
wtf
Commented By: huffmaster on 2009-04-22 06:46:01
Once you get around the fact that these guys don't look a thing like how the book describes them to be it makes you wonder WHY did Taylor Lautner put in the gym time if he's gonna be ripped as hell just to look like the odd man out in this group of skinny gays.
|
I\'m Done With this Site
Commented By: gay & proud on 2009-04-22 09:01:55
I can put up with bashing a movie and series that I enjoy but I'm through with getting pissed off everytime el guapo injects his homophobia into his "articles." I expect talk like this in the comments section but in a time where blogs are becoming mainstream outlets for information you would expect better behavior. So enough with the gay bashing, I'm sticking to aint it cool and comingsoon. later ass wipes!
|
@ gay&proud
Commented By: Fontez on 2009-04-22 09:09:57
WOW... That was gay.
|
Gay&Proud
Commented By: El Guapo on 2009-04-22 10:31:26
We're not a blog site. And I love how everytime I write the word 'gay', I'm bashing the gay community. Guess you missed that whole article I wrote back in October: http://www.latinoreview.com/news/milk-and-the-gay-rights-issues-facing-our-nation-5631
|
stfu
Commented By: eatme on 2009-04-22 11:07:14
To all the P.C. drones up there, STFU! Last i checked the internet was still a haven for free speech. Point: If you don't like a bit of humor, GO READ ANOTHER BLOG! There are thousands of em! That or die.
|
on 2009-04-22 11:15:06
Lmfao wow this movie looks lamer than the first WTF is this chip and dales or a remake of chips with shirt less cops hollywood u need to stop and people need to have better taste in flicks this makes me wanna go watch the legend of chun li or dbz and those were bad
|
super gay
Commented By: captain america on 2009-04-22 11:19:52
shirtless, hairless young men and boys with matching tatoos, giving their best "butch" look. NO, there's nothing remotely gay about that promo shot!
Are there any other words that more aptly describe that picture? Not really.
|
If that aint
Commented By: Neal on 2009-04-22 13:15:17
If that aint gay then I dont know what gay is.
|
on 2009-04-22 14:44:36
your all gay...friggin homophobs
|
Commented By: Bilal on 2009-04-22 14:47:12
Hahahahaaaa! that was some funny shit!
|
F*ck homophobes
Commented By: Jordan KO on 2009-04-22 19:28:55
srsly dude.... i agree yea that pic looks gay but can you kool it with the gay comments, for the fans that actually thought the 1st one waz good
|
Gay and...
Commented By: Paul on 2009-04-22 23:34:56
Apparently have the time as werewolves or whatever the hell they are to all go to a shop and get the same tribal tattoo...haha
|
Just a suggestion
Commented By: Hotsauce on 2009-04-23 02:12:32
George If I may from the comments on the article most do not understand your sub definition of gay: I'm reading it as blatant pandering to HT shopping ho yay fangirls. for that definition I would suggest boys love, mostly because to me the whole series feels like a series of Vampire Fanfics
|
|
|
|
