By: Ryan 'The Rican with the Irish name' McLelland Source:Hollywood-Elsewhere
Hollywood-Elsewhere has posted someone's "review" of Indiana Jones 4. I think this is a horrid attempt at a movie review. It sounds more like cobbled together quotes from various sources along with saying, "Wow the set pieces are phenomenal!" It's a horrible way to write a review.
For example: I just saw Iron Man! It was amazing! The special effects are like nothing you've ever seen in a Marvel movie and it is no wonder why Robert Downey Jr. calls it "the most fun he's ever had in his career." Everyone from Gwyneth Paltrow to Terrence Howard was amazing.
You get all the action from Tony Stark building his first crappy Iron Man armor to his latest Mach II armor (plus one in-between). It's more than just an origin story and will delight fans. Jeff Bridges as the bad guy? Forget about every other Marvel villian - he's the shizzle!
And so on and so forth. It took me all of two seconds to write that stellar fake review just like I'm sure that friend of a friend who was roommates with the uncle of a cousin who worked the craft service on a location for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls.
There's also some promo pics from Universal City Station in LA that someone took and put on their Flickr - full of logos and Indy jumping around using his whip - click here to check that out!
I do agree that the end of May is a very long time to wait for this sequel...
