Batman Is Max Payne's Bitch By George 'El Guapo' Roush on August 28, 2008 MTV has an interview with Marky Mark where he claims his character of Max Payne could beat the crap out of Batman: “Take off the suit and if you want to go one-on-one, two-on-one, and put a couple of you guys together - they all like to put the comic book characters together - come at me,” Mark Wahlberg laughed, issuing a challenge to the Dark Knight to put his fighting skills where his mouth is and face off against his character, Max Payne. “I’m not talking about financial box office, I’m talking about one-on-one with these (puts up fists).” “This is like my character from ‘The Departed,’ ‘Fear,’ ‘Four Brothers,’ all mixed into one, times ten,” he added. “It’s one thing to play a quiet guy, one of few words. That’s not what Max Payne is. This guy raises his voice; he’s in your face. He’s screaming, crying, laughing. It’s the most fun I’ve had playing a part.” Click HERE to read the rest. I've played through both Max Payne games (The first game was better) and I don't recall a whole lot of fisticuffs going on. I remember just shooting the shit out of everyone. Maybe Max Payne could take on Batman in a clay pigeon shooting contest, but Batman, even without the suit, who is a trained martial artist, would kick Max Payne's ass up and down the block. Even if Max is hopped up on painkillers. I think when Max is lying in a pool of his own blood after Bruce Wayne beats the shit out of him would we see his awesome screaming, crying and laughing skills actually come into play. What do you guys think? Comment below or e-mail: george@latinoreview.com Source: MTV Comments Mark Wahlberg Commented By: Jose on 2008-08-28 15:01:21 What was Mark Wahlberg smoking when he said this!! Alfred Jr Commented By: cg on 2008-08-28 15:38:51 I hope Mark Wahlberg becomes Joel Schumacher's catamite! brother of a new kid Commented By: larry wahlberg on 2008-08-28 15:46:16 watch out batman here comes the funky bunch,what a loser! hes just mad that the dark knight is better than his whole movie career TOOL! Commented By: Seymour Clearly on 2008-08-28 16:07:15 The guy was just kidding around! At least I hope he was. He still comes off like a major tool!!! bullet time Commented By: !_! on 2008-08-28 16:37:48 lol max payne aint no martial artist but what if he goes into bullet time and then starts to give lots of punches to bruces face. feel it, feel it Commented By: demorgan on 2008-08-28 16:53:49 come on...need i say more...batman can feel the vibrations Minnie Goodfeel Commented By: Dark Superman my nalgas on 2008-08-28 17:29:16 Max Payne kicks who's what? He may be a good shooter, but that's about it. Bruce Wayne went to the coldest place on earth and learned Martial Arts and swords with all that. He can feel the vibrations off the kick that he just got right in the face. Wayne smashes Payne Commented By: Alberto Davizon on 2008-08-28 18:54:56 Mr. Bruce Wayne never couldn't be beaten by an idiot as Maxy Panties... Even if Batman doesn't want to fight Payne, with just one call... can put this "detective" wherever he wants... Max Payne is just another street thug Commented By: funkybunchgroupie on 2008-08-28 19:16:10 that Batman kicks the sh@t out of on a nightly basis. Marky Mark betta recognize! UInderwear model vs. Batman?? Commented By: Gonna Punk U on 2008-08-28 20:04:44 oK iS Marky Mark gonna be in his calvin klein undies while batman is in batsuit? Ok Batman without the cowl?mask and the gloves will wax that ass of yours boy quit playin. Liked ya in Four Brothers but havent seen ya in any movies kickn 7 or 8 guys butts at once. Oh yea...Y was your voice so gay in the Happening!!? And u wanna make a threat like that against deep monster voice Bats.Betta stay off the Funky Bunch Juice #itch! Chimaera Commented By: Arthur Dent on 2008-08-29 15:27:00 i think that he meant that in a real fight he (Mark Wahlberg) would beat the shit out of real actor (Christian Bale) WOW Commented By: the Big B on 2008-08-30 01:19:41 even if he did mean himself verses christian bale, bale would whoop his ass!! do you know how much actual training he had to go trough for both batmans? i wanna shove my batfoot right up marks ass!!! Commented By: Bad Ass on 2008-08-30 16:21:24 Marky Mark is a badass. You hear that, bitches? Bad. Ass. You hook him up with the Funky Bunch and they will OWN your ass. Word! What this country needs... Commented By: Mom on 2008-08-31 08:22:35 ...is a better class of rubbish actors talking crap. And Mark Wahlberg is going to give it to us, Way to go, man on 2008-08-31 20:16:10 You're right. That one fictional character could totally beat up an unrelated fictional character. This is a relevant line of discussion in every way.