Exclusive: Hitchcock's Suspicion Being Remade
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By Kellvin Chavez on
February 26, 2010
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It's snowing here pretty bad in NYC and I'm going out to try and shovel my butt out of my house, so I'll make this brief.
Got a hot tip from notorious trusted source 'Pinche Taco,' regarding yet another remake. This time they are about to remake "Suspicion" the Alfred Hitchcock film.
The 1941 film follows a shy young English woman who marries a charming gentleman, then begins to suspect him of trying to kill her.
The story below speaks for itself.
Here is what 'Pinche Taco' has to say to us.
Hola Chicos, Pinche Taco here with the latest blatherings de nada de los Ninos de Hollywood!
I've heard some crazy things in my time. For example, one of them was when an A List director started a company designed to just remake perfectly good horror films. That became Platinum Dunes. They remake films like Amityville Horror and Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th, and the remakes are not as good as the originals. Sure the producers make money. Pero how do they sleep en la noches? From what I can tell, they messed up the Freddy remake too. These guys even wanted to redo Rosemary's Baby. I mean, chingate, right?
I only bring them up because they are attached to remake THE BIRDS. Now remaking Hitchcock es estupido. Just ask Gus Van Sant You can be LIKE Hitchcock, which is what Brian De Palma does for a living. But don't remake el hermano. There is no point. The movies work as it is.
Well the latest report from El Taco Supremo has Will Smith getting ready to produce and star in a remake of Hitchcock's SUSPICION. Will is planning to play the Cary Grant part. Que un chiste!
If you never saw the original, lady marries a guy she falls head over hills with, but el mujer spends too much time at home and starts to wonder if hubby is a killer. She soon becomes convinced of it. And dig it, the audience gets to wonder if he is or if she is crazy.
Now in the original book, called BEFORE THE FACT, he is a killer. Hitch was forced to make it like he wasn't. Will will probably have it all blamed on poor Xenu!
Anyways, this is supposed to end up at Paramount, the studio that doesn't have that many films even happening anymore, but hey, they have Will's fellow Hubbard chum Cruise in Mission Unwatchable 4 so I am sure they are happy. RKO is the company that owns the rights but I am not sure what they have to do with this. See they went out of business in 1958 but haven't realized it!
Yo soy El Taco y yo digo adios!
PS- Taco got mucho abuse about the Superman story and then it turned out to be all true. The one true Taco never misleads you. Which is why I must call Mark Millar on his mierda del toro. Mark you were never interviewed to write Superman by DC or Warners even though you repeatedly claimed that. You were never considered by Bryan Singer or Thomas Tull to be involved. They never even spoke to Matthew Vaughan about you being involved. You basically make shit up and hope it becomes true. I have been following that since your days of lying about writing Deadpool with David Goyer. I see that the sequel to your silly psychic loom film has fallen apart today. And your attempts to shock people with potty mouthed children? Buena suerte, amigo. You'll need it. But don't tell people that the Taco is incorrect. You only look silly when you are exposed. Andale!
Stay tuned as the story develops.
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Tags: remake, Suspicion, Alfred Hitchcock, Will Smith, Thriller, News |
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