Hey Holmes, Check Out This New Sherlock Poster By George 'El Guapo' Roush on October 26, 2009 Dear Watson - I'm afraid I must end our relationship. I know this will come as a shock to you, but I feel as if our continuous bickering will one day lead to bloodshed. Something I know you don't want since I am a trained boxer and martial artist. I wish to thank you for your years of service to me. You have been my right hand man and have gotten me out of more jams than I can remember. However, our differences are tearing us apart and I feel as if you are no longer happy with me. I know I am no longer happy with you. I'm tired of you hogging up all of the pillows on the bed. And you never, ever rinse off the razor once you're done using it. Do you know how gross that is? And the farting...Jesus man, the farting. What are you eating when I'm not around? It's bad enough you keep leaving the bottle of plum juice open but now I have to smell your ass on top of that? And who is Rolando? He keeps calling and hanging up when I answer. Don't think you can hide things from me, Watson. You of all people should know I'm pretty good at finding out the truth. Remember when you lost your car keys a month ago? I found them in the gutter next to the Kissaman Club. Why were they there? Were you meeting "him"? In short, I feel as if our relationship has become a chore. While I appreciate all you've done for me, I shall be looking for a new apprentice. I'm asking that you move your things out by the end of  the week. Perhaps you can move in with that fuckface Rolando, you two timing son of a bitch. And you still owe me $15.13 for the electric bill. Good day, sir. - Sherlock Holmes p.s. I shall leave you with this new photo I found of us from our days on the Cinematical case. Click it to see the entire picture and think back on what you've lost. I shall no longer cry over you. Get a clue and Source: Cinematical Tags: Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes, News