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Hottest Latina Moms
Date: May 9, 2008
By: Jesús Triviño Alarcón
Source: Jesús Triviño Alarcón / Si TV
In honor of Mother’s Day we pick the sexiest madres.
Salma Hayek: The shrewd Hollywood player even made a great move when choosing a baby daddy. Salma and billionaire beau Francois-Henri Pinault make more money than a taco vendor at a Weight Watchers meeting. Even though we foresee Valentina being a spoiled brat, Mama Salma is strong without even raising a chancleta. Plus, we all know a Mexican mother is a lot scarier than a wealthy French father—unless he takes away your credit card.
Salma was born to be a mamá but will forever be a mami.
Jessica Alba: Although the half-mejicana has had her share of dumb blonde moments (rejecting her Latiness, then claiming it back) We are able to forgive all shortcomings for a glimpse of her in Fantastic Four garb. Yet, when she let Cash Warren lay his vile seed in her an entire generation of men, (fans of Dark Angel), cried like Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail. Worst of all, we suspect J. Alba’s mothering skills will be as exceptional as her acting prowess.
Alba will remain a mami until she wins an Oscar.
Jennifer Lopez: After parading around like a huge piñata and denying her obvious pregnancy, J. Lo gave birth to fraternal twins this past February. Surprisingly, in less than three months as a madre, she was named Celebrity Mom of the Year by the New York Mingling Mom Organization. Apparently selling your kids’ baby photos for $6 million to gossip rags makes you a better mom than Carol Brady.
Jenny from the block will have the mamá game on lock.
Thalia: Since giving birth to Sabrina, she has been multi-tasking her bum off. From writing a column for Para Todos, hosting a radio show and now she’s working on her new album. Is Thalia’s baby going to be a latchkey kid? Nope! When you’re worth millions your maid raises your children. Also, we doubt old man Tommy Mottola will let his trophy wife get sloppy. “Doctor, another rib removed please!”
Thalia will remain the mami with the tiniest waist…and the creepiest husband.
Christina Aguilera: With a post-pregnancy body that screams “milk does a body good” Xtina is probably eyeing a second child in order to add some junk to el trunk. Aside from her top-heavy new figure, Aguilera’s mom skills will be put to the test as she raises her lil’ bicultural Max Liron Bratman. Just remember Christina, bagels and habichuelas don’t mix.
Aguilera will eventually lose her floating devices and settle down as a good mamá.
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