Ok, So Now Brett Ratner Isn't 100% Commited To Conan
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By George 'El Guapo' Roush on
November 13, 2008
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I'm sorry guys, no Brett Ratner does Brett Ratner news update for this one. I got home late, I'm exhausted from doing your Mom, and I have laundry to fold. But next time, I swear, I will do another Brett Ratner does Brett Ratner update when I hear news on him. (And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, click HERE and HERE.)
Ok, so the Conan drama continues, now Brett is saying people need to keep their mouths shut:
But is Ratner actually committed to doing the film? In two words: Not really. When I called him today, he sounded somewhat agitated, unhappy that news of his negotiations with Lerner had surfaced, especially since he is extremely close to getting a green light from Paramount to make "Beverly Hills Cop 4." "Let me make this very clear," he told me. "I am not doing 'Conan' now. This is totally premature. For now, 'Conan' is only a development deal. I have a deal at Paramount and I'm doing 'Beverly Hills Cop' first, no matter what. Avi shouldn't be telling you or anyone else in the press what I'm doing."
So what happened here? And how did Avi get the rights to "Conan" in the first place? Keep reading: The timing of Lerner's press release is revealing, since it surfaced during the annual American Film Market here in Los Angeles, a colorful film-sales carnival where international producers like Lerner do much of their overall business. Lerner was probably eager to make a splash with the news that such a high-profile project was moving ahead with an A-list director attached. Lerner said as much in his press release, boasting "this is a coup for Millennium Films and proves that our choice of projects and material is attracting much higher-profile directors and actors." Click HERE to laugh at the rest.
I like how the article said Brett was an A-list director. Brett Ratner is not an A-list director. That's just an insult to the letter A.
Stay tuned for more news on the topsy turvy world of Brett Ratner, and don't worry guys, I'm sure he'll give us a personal update next time around.
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Tags: Conan, News |
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God..
Commented By: Munch Head on 2008-11-13 03:30:26
God, anytime I think the word 'douchebag', I think of Ratner. I can't help it.
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wow
Commented By: whoever on 2008-11-13 03:50:51
more Brett bashing, how exciting!
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YES!
Commented By: Munch Head on 2008-11-13 04:13:20
YES!!! because he's lame. Why defend him? He's America's punching bag, baby! DOUCHE! Fart!
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Great!
Commented By: Wassabi Jim on 2008-11-13 08:09:34
Ratner is a bloated douchy pole smoking prick!!!
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Please retire Brett
Commented By: Mrs Ratner's gynaecologist on 2008-11-13 09:43:37
Maybe Lerner put this info out to see how the fans would react:
DON'T LET THIS CRUSTY TAMPON OF A MAN DIRECT THIS!
He's a fuckin spaz with a magic wand that turns everything to shit. Is he a fairy?
No he's a cunt.
Fuck you Ratner!
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Ya know what?
Commented By: Kell on 2008-11-13 10:24:51
Every time I hear "Ratner," I think "asshole." It's called conditioning, fellas, and I don't mind it.
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Thank CROM!!!
on 2008-11-13 13:43:37
Maybe we will get lucky and arnold will fuckin crush ratner under a protein laden dump
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douchebag? - Youbetcha
Commented By: R E Howard on 2008-11-13 15:42:35
I hop Rarner doesn't get his fat sweaty little hands on this project. I would dearly love to see Conan done Right. I live in hope.
Direct yourself into another career Brett, your films suck ass. You are maybe worthy of Axle Foley, but Conan is way too good for you.
Again: DOUCHEBAG!
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yes
Commented By: ldyzmb on 2008-11-13 16:59:40
robert rodriguez would kick the shit out of this movie vote for robert to get it
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Get a decent director!
Commented By: Thulsa Boom Boom Shake the Room! on 2008-11-13 22:26:23
Yeah Rodriguez or Zach Snyder would be cool, they have the visual and design sensibilities to pull it off.
This should be dark and mythic, 300ish.
Anybody apart from this douche... no I wo't say it.
Untalented podgy fuck ok?
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Good
Commented By: Bryan Singer on 2008-11-13 22:27:28
Fuck You Ratner!
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We can be relieved on one thing.
Commented By: TheManWithNoName on 2008-11-14 14:17:25
At least he's not Uwe Boll
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Not Ratner , pleease
Commented By: Garrett on 2009-01-29 19:58:20
Why is it so hard to find a Conan director?Ratner..? Have Ratner do some gay movie ,like the Hobbit, not the great ,Conan.
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