Ok, What The F Is This Movie???? By George 'El Guapo' Roush on December 08, 2008 I saw this while looking for animal porn on You Tube. And to my surprise, they are really low on woman/horsey love video clips. But I did find something just as strange, and I'm not sure how to describe it. Chandi Chowk To China, I believe, is the first Bollywood film to be distributed by Warner Brothers. It's part Crouching Tiger, part Kung Fu Hustle, and all madness. See for yourself. From the hustle-bustle of Chandni Chowk to the hutongs of Beijing, the electric energy of Shanghai and sheer breathtaking Chinese landscapes, Chandni Chowk To China chronicles the lunatic adventures of a hapless simpleton cook from Delhi. As he goes to seek his destiny, he finds himself thrown into a crazy world of megalomaniac villains, femme fatales, crazy inventors, Chinese mysticism and outlandish kung-fu assassins Your fortune says "Follow idiot over at Twitter!" Source: WB Comments doloroso! Commented By: el castigado on 2008-12-08 20:29:33 I'd rather suck off a dog with aids than watch this film really? Commented By: TheManWithNoName on 2008-12-08 21:35:18 Why does every Bollywood film have large dance numbers? And do they not realize that slipping on banana peels hasn't been funny since Looney Tunes? I\' on 2008-12-08 22:13:04 Ok, I\'m not gonna lie... on 2008-12-08 22:13:22 Ok, I\'m not gonna lie... Commented By: Fontez on 2008-12-08 22:14:04 That doesn't look all that bad. It looks like it may be pretty funny. For a Bollywood film at the very least. Wow.... Commented By: AChinese on 2008-12-08 23:38:32 So trippy to see chinese people speak Hindi, and Indian people speak Hindi with chinese accent. Who knew you can have crounching tiger, 007 villain, Hero all mixed up in one with bollywood dancing. It's like an Indian version of Epic Movies except more entertaining UNITED BENETTON OF COLOURS! Commented By: Shawn Gregory on 2008-12-09 00:51:30 Freaking COOL movie! ........... red necks,racists & misinformed facists should wake up to the real world. The world does not Live just on hollywood staple. This is an ultra cool collaboration between Bollywood, China's Movie industry & Hollywood. It'll be a huge HIT in Asia & South East Asia. Many Bollywood stars & Hollywood Asian actors appear in this movie. For those who can't appreciate Asian culture, don't watch this movie. Hollywood is slowly opening up to have Bollywood culture in its distribution of movies. People should try to be more metropolitan. Yeah! Its an entertainment element to have 'Large Dance Scenes' in a Bollywood movie. Bring it on! Commented By: !_! on 2008-12-09 01:08:18 lol wtf!!?!? they got to start bringing more foreign comedies to the states man. this looks freaking funny Get Smart Commented By: Noone on 2008-12-09 05:11:45 Looks like a Bollywood remake of 'Get Smart' with it's physical comedy and bumbling hero. lol Commented By: a dog with aids on 2008-12-09 05:19:40 really, doloroso? just think about what you said. suck off a dog with aids. that's what you want to do instead of watching a movie. well, im game! Production on 2008-12-09 05:20:59 Surprisingly high production value... I agree.. Commented By: Lunarsight on 2008-12-09 05:23:27 Slipping on banana peels is cheap humor and hasn't been used outside of cartoons in.. (falls over) Okay, who dropped this banana peel in the middle of my comment?!?!? Quality Commented By: Get help on 2008-12-09 05:38:03 If you think this is quality, you have a serious and undiagnosed disability Are you retarded? Commented By: Confused on 2008-12-09 06:29:51 How can you possibly defend these sorry excuses for human beings? on 2008-12-09 06:44:56 You're all equally stupid. Kids today Commented By: Scared of Dumbfucks on 2008-12-09 09:13:24 Aren't they great?! Get Real! Commented By: Don't watch but don't b**tch either on 2008-12-09 09:20:53 To the author and all the trash-talking, racial jerks here: don't act like there's never been a cheesy Hollywood movie. I've seen a few and even some with stunts lifted straight out of a Bollywood movie. Haha Commented By: bob on 2008-12-09 10:02:54 Looks funny, I'd rent it Yes on 2008-12-09 10:26:47 I am totally excited! Now where the hell is Kung Fu Hustle 2? Guys Commented By: El Guapo on 2008-12-09 11:22:41 Enough with the stupid comments. I'll just delete them. ## Commented By: Arsehole Bob on 2008-12-09 13:03:55 I'd definately take a date to see this movie. If she needed euthenised. Wow this looks insane. I like good movies and like being entertained but I think i'll pass on this filth. Kung Fu did originate in India though. Although not from singing dancing flabby bananna peel slipping moustacioed gimps. I'll go see Terminator instead!!!! El Guapo Likes Trannies Commented By: YonYonson on 2008-12-09 13:47:32 Its true, I've seen him do it. And by do it, I mean sex with a woman who has a penis. Oops Commented By: YonYonson. on 2008-12-09 13:49:39 Wrong El Guapo. I was talking about someone else. My bad. Better than most. Commented By: 420BAND on 2008-12-09 15:14:06 Looks better than Day the earth stood still....BETTER EFFECTS! The world. Commented By: Blah on 2008-12-09 20:18:04 What is wrong with the world where movies like this actually get produced and marketed. Stupid people. I hate them. Ya but... Commented By: Peter Piper on 2008-12-09 22:27:42 ..do you know Benny Lava? . Commented By: jane on 2008-12-10 00:15:29 hello digg people. wtf Commented By: melo on 2008-12-10 00:29:42 is that the guy who played borat or something. no idea what just happened but at least the chick i shot on 2008-12-10 02:41:28 Well, Hollywood has made enough silly "Chinese" movies, I'm almost glad to see Bollywood give it a go. At least it has Gordon Liu. Might catch it at matinee prices. Indianthatrefusestowatchbollywoodfilms Commented By: Indianthatrefusestowatchbollywoodfilms on 2008-12-10 05:37:29 It's called exploitation of two countries India and China. This is for a Western market obviously - and obviously I don't know who watches this crap. YONYONSON! Commented By: trannieking2000 on 2008-12-10 13:04:45 That's funny! George u fucker Commented By: Good wisher on 2008-12-11 06:40:43 Stupid! this movie has not been released yet and you are talking like a bullshit. What the F you are. You asshole, bastard, on 2008-12-15 06:50:37 i just came back from India and this mtv was very popular..... they played it a lot of times... it is kinda cute :) RoQ Commented By: RoQ on 2008-12-23 17:02:52 It´s like an Adam Sandler movie ha! on 2008-12-27 12:16:24 someone mentioned pleasuring a canine... anyway funny and corny a rental no doubt! pal Commented By: shiv shankar on 2009-01-19 18:14:42 chadani chowk to china