Stupid Karate Kid Remake Gets a New Writer

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on June 16, 2009
Stupid Karate Kid Remake Gets a New Writer Just so you know, I'm going to rag on this remake every single time I have to write about it. Hollywood deciding it would be a great idea to feed the enormous egos of the Smith family by remaking the classic Karate Kid just boils my blood. Not to mention Jackie Chan going down that same long shameful road by actually starring in it.

The trades has news that there's a new writer on board for the remake. Not that it matters who they get, because the film is going to suck:

It looks like the Karate Kid will get a dose of Happyness.

Columbia has brought on Steven Conrad, who penned 2006’s “The Pursuit of Happyness,” to work on the studio’s reboot of the 1980s film.

The studio has also signed Oscar nominee Taraji P. Henson to play the mother in the pic. Henson said on the red carpet at the recent MTV Movie Awards that she was soon off to work on the film, but this marks the first time the studio has confirmed the news.

Relative newcomer Chris Murphy was originally hired to write the script of the reboot. Conrad has a relationship with two of “Karate’s” producers, James Lassiter and Will Smith, via “Happyness,” which the pair’s Overbrook Entertainment produced and in which Smith starred.

The CAA-repped screenwriter also penned the Nicolas Cage family tale “The Weather Man” and is attached to write the Scott Rudin-produced drama “Aloft” and the celebrity look-alike dramedy “Chad Schmidt,” the latter also with Sony.

Production will begin next month on the new “Karate,” which Harald Zwart is directing. Jaden Smith occupies the role played by Ralph Macchio in the 1984 film, while Jackie Chan takes on the Pat Mortia part.

The pic moves from Japanese themes and a California setting to Beijing where, according to reports, Smith’s character has just moved with his single mother and finds himself the target of bullies before turning to Chan’s character as a mentor.

Last time I checked, Karate was a Japanese martial art, not a Chinese one. Will they rename it The Kung-Fu Kid? It'll never happen. They have to rely on the name Karate Kid to sell any tickets. A bummer because this monstrosity of a remake is going to stain the name of the Macchio/Morita film for forever. Am I being a bit immature and petty over a story I don't even know will be any good? Yes. Yes, I am.

Get him a body bag, yeah!!!



Source: The Trades
Tags: The Karate Kid, News