The Incredible Hulk Poster

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By George 'El Guapo' Roush on April 14, 2008

IGN has what I guess is the final poster for the Incredible Hulk. It's very um...how do I say this...Bill Bixby-ish with Edward Norton turning his back on the Hulk. Poor Bruce Banner! He's turned his back on his green counter-part. Walking away from his enormously muscular ass and ripped up back. Don't walk away mad, my gay lover Bruce! Just walk away!

I seriously hope this movie is good. The poster makes it look like fucking HulkBack Mountain. Why not just give us a poster of the Hulk smashing a car or tiny baby? We all know what he looks like. Enough with the bullshit mystery advertising. If you look closer at the poster, you'll see tanks and helicopters because apparently tanks and helicopters love to fight The Hulk.

Here's my tagline for this poster:

"When you're on the run from your inner demon, nothing fits better than Levi's 501 jeans. Hulk love 501 jeans."

Click on the poster for a larger view.

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THE INCREDIBLE HULK kicks off an all-new, explosive and action-packed epic of one of the most popular superheroes of all time. In this new beginning, scientist Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) desperately hunts for a cure to the gamma radiation that poisoned his cells and unleashes the unbridled force of rage within him: The Hulk.

Living in the shadows--cut off from a life he knew and the woman he loves, Betty Ross (Liv Tyler)--Banner struggles to avoid the obsessive pursuit of his nemesis, General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt), and the military machinery that seeks to capture him and brutally exploit his power.

As all three grapple with the secrets that led to The Hulk's creation, they are confronted with a monstrous new adversary known as The Abomination (Tim Roth), whose destructive strength exceeds even The Hulk's own. And on June 13, 2008, one scientist must make an agonizing final choice: accept a peaceful life as Bruce Banner or find heroism in the creature he holds inside--THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

Hulked up e-mails can be sent to: george@latinoreview.com

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Source:Universal Pictures

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