The Top 50 Hotties Of Horror

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on October 14, 2008

Those sick twisted inflatable doll loving perverts over at UGO have come up with the top 50 Hotties of Horror. Apparently these guys have nothing better to do than stare at pictures of half naked women all day, then decide to make lists out of them. Who does that? What kind of creepy person makes such a list? MY KIND OF CREEPY PERSON.

This really is a cool list, but I totally disagree with their choice for #1. In fact, I think their #1 choice should have been ranked at...I don't know, #3,656. Especially when their #2 choice blows #1 out of the water. But I don't write for UGO, so I can't change anything. Here's a fun UGO fact: A lot of those guys do enormous amounts of heroin mixed with Sunny D so their decision making process can be a little off. Man, I used to love drinking Sunny D until I discovered the wonders of whiskey.

I love you guys at UGO, but your choice for number 1 makes me want to slap you. Not front slap you either. Backhand pimp slap you. OUCH!

Click on the picture below of horror hottie #whatever to see the entire list!

Thanks to Jenna 'Dwarf Tosser' Busch for the link.

Source:UGO

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  Comments

• WTF?! Tue Oct 14 at 22:31 EST

  Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and KATE FUCKIN BECKINSALE are BEFORE that bitch from Carrie. This list blows ass. It stink. Those people should die. Fuck them.

  Author: Matt(again) | Permalink

• Salma Hayek Tue Oct 14 at 22:26 EST

  Salma Hayek sould TOTALLY be numero uno. She is the sexist woman EVA.

  Author: Matt | Permalink

• Tue Oct 14 at 14:39 EST

  Jessica Biel should definitely be #1. The entire list needs some major reworking.

  Author: Rico Suave | Permalink

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