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X-Men: World's Apart Preview
By George 'El Guapo' Roush on October 9, 2008
Yes I know we're a movie site, not a comic book site, but I like to post comic book news since the two mediums are now so closely intertwined and make love to each other every chance they get.The only people I know that can get drunk off of non-alcoholic beverages also happen to work for UGO, a website that's a front for senior citizen prostitution and bootlegged Hanna Montana cd's. UGO (Undesirable.Guys.Online) has an exclusive preview of the new X-Men comic courtesy of Marvel. Here's a description: She is the Queen of Wakanda, the "Mistress of the Elements" and a former leader of the X-Men - her name is Ororo Monroe, aka Storm! From fan-favorite X-scribe Christopher Yost (X-Force, New X-Men), comes the Storm story everyone?s been waiting for starting this fall with X-Men: Worlds Apart #1 (of 4)! After a mutant commits a puzzling murder in the heart of Wakanda, Storm feels obligated to investigate the case, but on her own terms. What she discovers, though, may force her into a position where she must decide: Will she remain a queen or return to her mutant teammates, the X-Men? Christopher Yost told Marvel.com, "She has the aloofness of a goddess, but once you get inside her head, there's so much more...As a goddess, she was worshipped, as an X-Man she was hated and feared, and as Queen of Wakanda, she's respected and loved... The story is about Storm deciding who she is." I was never a big Storm fan. I always thought most battles could have ended pretty quickly if she would stop goofing around with her powers and quit arguing with everyone: Wolverine: Storm, we could use some help over here! Storm: I call upon the winds of... Colossus: Winds? We need lightning! Storm: I call upon the rains of... Cyclops: Jesus, Ororo! Will you stop dicking around and shove about 5,000 lightning bolts up this guy's ass, please? Click on Ororo's enormous chest to see the entire 8 page preview. Do you think Cyclops just stares at her hooters every time he's talking to her? It's not like she'd be able to see him doing it. This must be why he's always the first one knocked out during battles, he's too distracted. And what if you wanted to compliment the gemstone on her outfit? No wonder Angel is always telling the fellas he'd like to produce some magic rain inside of her vagi...is this paragraph too much for you guys? I think I'll stop.
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Comments
Angela Bassett Sat Oct 11 at 03:30 EST
Halle Berry is cute and all, But the one that should have played her in the movies was Angela Bassett. She was born to play that role and gives Storm much needed bite!! She could turn the whole X-Men out!! Somebody tell Stan he needs Angela not Halle.
Author: A.B. Fan | Permalink
Bring her home... Fri Oct 10 at 23:42 EST
Reginald Hudlin had, of all the characters in Marvel's roster.......Storm aka Ororo Munro marry T'Challa aka the Black Panther of Wakanda. What, he couldn't find any other female of African descent to marry him? His story is 'Coming to America' with less comedy and more pouncing around and beating the snot out of enemies of his kingdom. He could have easily hooked up with anyone. Besides, last I read before this marriage nonsense began, she was busy romancing NightCrawler, then......woosh: new story arc by a Hollywood screenwriter/filmmaker. I cry foul and say bring her home. Kurt needs his lady back, or he can take Betsy Braddock instead.
Author: Brian Bendis | Permalink
Your wife Thu Oct 09 at 18:26 EST
Dang your wife is hot then
Author: Mole | Permalink
Dude thats freaky..... Thu Oct 09 at 15:33 EST
I was just checking out the story and when I saw that drawing my jaw dropped!!! She looks exactly like my wife, except for the silver hair.... Damn...made me double take. Weird. I 'm gonna forward the image to her right now.....
Permalinkwhys there gotta be so many comic book moives!
PermalinkSTORM BOBBIES Thu Oct 09 at 15:03 EST
NICE RACK
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